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transcripts
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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December 12, 2006After Drinking Too Many Martinis At Lunch, Old Man Potter, Unwisely Acting As His Own Attorney, Delivers His Closing Remarks To A Bedford Falls Jury
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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September 26, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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September 5, 2006Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
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July 17, 2006We Must Never Forget Whatever Happened Here Today
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 11, 2024Wow, Trump Has Already Fixed So Many Problems That Definitely Existed
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November 24, 2024Finally, I Can Quit the Workforce to Devote Myself to Mothering and Fighting Dust Storms
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?