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November 11, 2022It’s Me, Your Thin Friend and Oh My God, I Feel So Fat
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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April 14, 2020How to Finesse the Quarantine 15
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December 17, 201815 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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March 4, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!
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April 15, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
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December 7, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Make Mine a Skinny
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September 27, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: I See Fit People
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