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All posts tagged
wells
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September 9, 2024Things People Have Yelled Down to Me, a Person Trapped Alone at the Bottom of a Well
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February 15, 2018I’m Not Like Other Girls, Because I’m Trapped at the Bottom of a Well
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December 13, 2016Why I Get All My News From a Man Trapped At the Bottom of a Well
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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August 29, 2008Secret Service Emergency-Response Protocol 1127B: If the President Falls Down a Well
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas