1. There was a lot of sex but, honestly, not as much as you were expecting.
2. That scenic drive through the middle of nowhere seemed like a good idea until the car broke down.
3. Old people said creepy shit with no provocation.
4. Your Black friend tried to warn you but you didn’t listen and they mysteriously disappeared halfway through.
5. At some point one of you said, “Why is this happening to us?”
6.There’s probably going to be a sequel and it’s going to be the exact same thing but hopefully this time they cast hotter people.
7. The budget wasn’t very big and that’s why most of it took place in the basement.