Here are some of our favorite pieces that we published during Donald Trump’s first year in office.
JANUARY 2017
What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Demagogue
by Mia Mercado
Concrete Actions Progressives Can Take During Trump’s Presidency
by Amos Vernon
This is the Political Satire That Finally Stops Trump
by Jeff Loveness
Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
by Randal Cooper
Initial Meeting of the National Parks Revolutionary Coordinating Committee
by Kate Washington
FEBRUARY 2017
My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People
by Donald J. Trump
How to Talk to Your Kids About the Bowling Green Massacre
Elizabeth Miller Coyne
Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
by Wendi Aarons, Kelcey Kintner, and Mariana Olenko
I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
by Valerie Nies
Use This Script to Call Your Congressperson and Ask Them to Please God Just End It All
by Rachel Stromberg
MARCH 2017
I Don’t Need Democracy Because I Have Hygge
by Melissa Darcy
Namaste! I’m Jill Stein, and Now I’m Raising Money to Rephrase Three Statements That Helped Cost Hillary the Election
by Janani Sreenivasan
Spines for Senators
by Evan Allgood
I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
by Matthew Disler
Every Sean Spicer Press Briefing
by Keaton Patti
APRIL 2017
A Guide for Talking to a Trump Supporter with Loving Empathy
by Jeremiah Tucker
The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah
by Terry Heyman
The Resistance Will Be Brought to You By Pepsi
by Kimberly Harrington
Trump’s Elements of Style
by Kathryn and Ross Petras
When the GOP Takes Away My Birth Control, How Will I Know What Day It Is?
by Caitlin Brady
MAY 2017
I’m Totally Cool With the Collapse of the Health Care System Because I Have a Jade Egg in My Vagina
Rebecvca Saltzman
Winners and Losers of the Recent Nuclear Holocaust
by Dan Cluchey
Why Does the Lame-Stream Media Only Focus On the Negative Regarding John Wilkes Booth?
by Jake Tapper
Updated Syllabus for Journalism 101
by Katie Barsotti
The Covfefe Code
by Dan Caprera
JUNE 2017
Set List for the Band at President Trump’s Rose Garden Speech Announcing the United States Pulling Out of the Global Climate Accord
by Walter Carson
Excerpts from James Comey’s Opening Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?
by Nick Asbury
I Only Protested the Affordable Care Act Because the President Was Black. Please Don’t Take Away My Health Insurance
by David Bradley Isenbergh
Best of Blue Note Records: The Jeff Sessions
by Coleman Larkin
My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls
by Bob Vulfov
JULY 2017
Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
by Dan Cluchey
How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
by Tom Russell
I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
by Gary M. Almeter
Recap of The West Wing: Season 18/Episode 22
by Julie Parker
Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
by Lucy Huber
AUGUST 2017
Say What You Will, But Trump Certainly Sounds Presidential in These Last Moments of Civilization
by Andrew Paul
As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
by Bob Vulfov
I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure
by Mike Skerrett
The Terrifying Truth About Journalists
by Devorah Blachor
I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
by Liza McKeon
SEPTEMBER 2017
Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?
by Bob Vulfov
The Red Horse of the Second Seal is Not the Appropriate Time to Be Discussing Armageddon
by Tom Russell
Covering Up Concussions Didn’t Bother Me, But Letting Black Men Express Their Opinions Crosses the Line
by Sam Spero
SEE AMERICA NOW: Travel & Tourism Posters for a 2017 America
by Samuel Priest
A Yom Kippur Sermon from Ivanka and Jared’s Rabbi
by Julie Parker
OCTOBER 2017
Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
by Sarah Hutto
Questions and Answers from Donald Trump’s IQ Test
by Stephen Statler
American Expat Dinner Party Retorts for the Trump Era
by Nathaniel Missildine
P-Day: The Day America Found Out Trump’s Russian Video Was Real
by Jeremiah Tucker
Just to Be Clear, the Witch-King of Angmar Was an Insignificant Volunteer in the Great Army of the Dark Lord Sauron
by Bob Vulfov
NOVEMBER 2017
Scenes from Ivanka Trump’s Deep Sea Thanksgiving
by Krithika Varagur
I Am a Republican Politician and I Guess It’s Come to the Point Where I Have to Defend Pedophilia
by Bob Vulfov
The World According to Trump
by Teddy Wayne
I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
by David Bradley Isenberg
Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
by Elly Lonon
DECEMBER 2017
Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
by Rebecca Turkewitz
Hi, It’s Us, All the Fourteen-Year-Old Girls in America
by Jessica M. Goldstein
Most Women Don’t Realize What a Scary Time It is for Men Who Have Probably Committed Sexual Assault
by Rebecca Caplan
An Excerpt from Donald Trump Jr.’s Testimony Before the House Intelligence Committee
by Maura Quint
Hey America, What Will You Do with All Your Tax Savings?
by Michael Kleber-Diggs
JANUARY 2018
I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
by David Bradley Isenberg
19 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
by Zoe Schwab
I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President
by Dan Hopper
The Trump Aristocrats
by Devorah Blachor
Trump’s First Year: The Word Search
by James Finster