shitshows

Our Plan Worked—Stocks are Skyrocketing Back to Less Than They Were Before

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

Meditations on Hell

At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything

President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds

We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking

Introducing the Willy-Nilly System of Governance