1. The Lexus is a much better car than the Infiniti A. Toy Story 2
2. What’s she doing now? B. The Green Mile
3. She’s so fucking hot C. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
4. Come on, that’s ridiculous D. The World is Not Enough
5. Even rich people can get fucked up E. End of Days
6. Didn’t he have expensive and dangerous plastic surgery on his jaw F. Sleepy Hollow
7. What’s with the ugly beard? G. Being John Malkovich
8. That’s not Cameron Diaz H. American Beauty
9. Is this supposed to be funny? I. Sweet and Lowdown
10. This is like a bad soufflé, or omelette, or something else with eggs that should be good but isn’t J. Three Kings
11. That guy’s crazy
12. Ron Perlman might be an ugly dwarf, but he’s a rich ugly dwarf
13. This sucks

Answers:

1 – J
2 – F, H
3 – D, F, H
4 – B, C, F
5 – E, G
6 – E
7 – A, B
8 – D, F
9 – G
10 – H
11 – C, E, F, G, H, I
12 – H
13 – All