ND7: Netflix Disputes per Week
RSMH: Restless Sleeper Mattress Heat Map
OZ%: Overreaction Zone Percentage
SAR: Sexts Above Replacement
iFON: Independent Fries Ordering Necessity
BoWNfreq: Borrowing Without Notice Frequency
A/E: Apology per Error
LiWoS: (Rate of) Listening Without Solving
TEDDI: Snuggling Compatibility (Named for stat creator: Ted DiCarlo)