Alternative Winter Olympics

ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE

Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!

Synchronized snowmobiling
Freestyle snowball-fight
Frostbite marathon
Snowbank pole vault
Alpine pole lick
Speed ice sculpting
Avalanche downhill, 50 m
Avalanche downhill, 100 m
Dynamite ice-fishing
Garbage-bag luge
Snow angels
Three-legged figure skating
Shoveling

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Trending 🔥

November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves
November 6, 2024

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober

Recently

November 21, 2024

Linda McMahon Is Ready to Pile-Drive the Department of Education

by Riane Konc
November 20, 2024

The Sirens Are Unionizing

by Andrew Patrick Clark
November 20, 2024

Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition

by Amy Greenlee
November 19, 2024

The Story of the First No-Nut November

by Pat Cassels

ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE

Alternative Winter Olympics

by Dominique Ritter

How Many Members of Each of the Following Religions It Takes To Screw in a Lightbulb

Names of the Most Popular Colors According to the Color Marketing Group’s 2002 Color Forecast

Suggested Reads

Trending 🔥

Recently