Thanks for Behaving So Predictably Badly Face
Stop Looking at the Clock While I’m Talking Face
This is All a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense Face
You Haven’t Told Me Anything That I Didn’t Already Know Face
I Would Prefer Not to Face
A Smidge of Self-Awareness Would Not Go Amiss Face
The Situations Are Really Not Analogous Face
Please Tip a Bottle of Bourbon Down My Throat Immediately Face
Your Tone Raises Some Real Questions Face
I’m Just Now Registering That Horrible Thing You Did Face
That Is Not What I Meant at All Face
All the Things You Just Said About Your Baby Are Really Very Interesting Face
This Email Is Surely a Joke Face
Your Facebook Page Makes Me Not Like You Face
You’re Clearly Struggling With My Failure to Conform to Your Stupid Expectations Face
That Is Only Going to Make Things So Much Worse Face
Please Stop Touching My Knee Face
That Compliment Strikes Me As Sort of a Dig Face
Thanks So Much for Your Unsolicited Advice Face
What Would the Point of That Really Be Face
I Can’t Believe I Have to Fill Out Another Effing Form Face
Yes This Is What I’m Wearing Face
I’m Trying Not to Judge You But I Am Face
No I Don’t Really Think That’s How All of Humanity Is Face
Sorry Your Authority Is Such a Burden for You Face
You’re So Right That It’s Amazing That I’m Pretty and Not Married Face
Way to Tip Fifteen Percent On Your Bill Before Taxes Face
The Best Lack All Conviction Face
You Are Still Talking About Yourself Face
This Is an Astonishing Waste of Time Face
For the Love of God Please No More Platitudes Face
You Really Know Nothing On This Subject Face
I Don’t Really Know Where You’re Going With This Face
Please Do Keep Checking Your Phone Face
Tell Me Again About How as a Man You’re Terrible at Administrative Labor Face
This Other Email Is Surely a Joke Too Face
Would It Have Been Worthwhile Face
Will You Be Talking for Much Longer Face
Your Unquestioned Assumptions Are Astonishing Face
I Don’t Have the Energy to Give You the Approval You Need Face
Tell Me Again About That Thing I Didn’t Care About the First Time Face
Please Stop Touching My Shoulder Face
I Would Do Well to Question Your Motives Face
You Would Do Well to Question Your Motives Face
Way to Not Say Thank You Face
My Dog Is Not My Baby Face
There Are Far Too Many Steps In This Process Face
I Need a Cheeseburger and Possibly Two Face
What You Just Said Makes No Sense to Me Face
You Are Correct That You Do Not Need to Wait In This Line Face
This Smile Must Look Fake Because It Totally Is Face
Please Don’t Make Me Talk to the Trader Joe’s Checkout Person Face
This Too Is All a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense Face
You Are Definitely Mistaken There Face
Your Premise Could Not Possibly Be More Flawed Face
Don’t Stand So Close to Me Face
The Vacation You Just Told Me About Is My Worst Nightmare Face
I Won’t Be Responding to That Email Face
Yes I Really Do Just Want to Sit Here and Read My Book Unmolested Face
This Form Is Designed to Drive Me to Distraction Face
Don’t Feel Obligated to Be On Time Face
Way to Not Say Please Face
I Can’t Believe That People Are Still Allowed to Say Things Like That Face
No Jane Austen Is Not Just for Women You Idiot Face
Your Smugness Reveals More Insecurities Than I Care to Count Face
You Make So Much More Money Than I Do and You Do Nothing Face
You Would Die If You Knew What I’m Thinking Face
The Worst Are Full of Passionate Intensity Face
What You’re Talking About Is So Not What You’re Talking About Face
It Is Impossible to Say Just What I Mean Face
Did You Just Sort of Correct Me Face
I’m So Glad That Is Just Your Opinion Face
I’ll Be Going Now Face
See also:
“More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face”
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