Beckett
The Tad Pole
Roy Cohn, Jr.
The Splendid Splinter
Bruce the Spruce
The Cuddler
The Framingham Fry Cook
Paula
Hamilton Jordan
Tarkanian
The Sea Horse
The Incontinent Minstrel
The Drooling Lamb
Butterscotch
The Standoffish Person
The Wooden Marmoset
The Pasty Accountant
The Tardy Worker
Alan Dershowitz
Inky
The Soothsayer
The City Manager
The Bench Warmer
The Plum-Eating Bastard
The Corpse
The Marionette
The Martyr
The Peppermint Rube
The Gout-Stepper
The Williamette Pimp