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Philippians 4:13
“I can ignore the Supreme Court through Christ, who strengthens me.”
Psalm 119:105
“Thy word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path and a flame unto my office trashcan in which I burn requests for same-sex marriage licenses.”
Matthew 28:20
“I am with you always, even unto the end of the world, even when you invoke my name and completely misunderstand the intended message of the New Testament.”
Joshua 24:15
“As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord, and ignore the voting public who elected me to this office and awarded me a salary of $80,000 per year plus a comprehensive health and dental plan, which I will continue to collect during this controversy, though I no longer perform the duties of my office.”
Romans 12:12
“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer, obstinate in bureaucracy, discriminatory in work, and uncooperative in legal proceedings.”
Psalm 17:8
“Guard me from all evil things under the shadows of your wings, such as same-sex partners who have lived together longer and more faithfully than I have in any of my four marriages — the first marriage having fallen apart due to adultery, which I committed, resulting in twins born out of wedlock.”
Exodus 20:14
“You shalt not commit adultery, unless you commit adultery before you are born again.”
I Corinthians 13:13
“And now these four remain: faith, hope, love, and contempt of court. The greatest of these is love. Contempt of court is a close second.”
Hebrews 2:13
“I will put my trust in Him, believing He would want me to deny my neighbor equal protection under the law.”
Psalm 46:10
“Be still, and know that I am God. Be ignorant, and forget that I said more things about shellfish and foreskins than homosexuality.”