Experimental jazz brunch
Off-brand hummus
Your mom discovered emojis
Office kitchen small talk while you’re waiting for the microwave, and then you have to defend your chicken parm Lean Cuisine to the smug vegan from engineering
Wet kissing
Wet children
Wet cheese
An elevator ride with three improv comedians
Untimely nether itches
Attending a casual get-together at your cousin’s apartment and, surprise, it’s a Jamberry party
New Hampshire