If at first you don’t succeed, try again in French.
The journey of a thousand kilometres begins with a single step.
The best things in life are free, like healthcare.
It’s better to have loved and lost Kawhi Leonard than to never have won the NBA championship at all.
Keep your friends close and the Quebecois closer.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink Molson Canadian.
Lightning never strikes twice except the Blue Jays’ back-to-back World Series wins in 1992 and 1993.
It’s no use crying over a spilt bag of milk.
You can’t make a hockey team without breaking a few legs.
No man is an island, except Prince Edward.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, say “sorey.”
Good things come to those who wait and never rebel against the British Empire.
A picture of Justin Trudeau protesting is worth a thousand policies.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the Keystone Pipeline.
People who live in glass houses should mention that the United States is even more racist.