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Orli Matlow
Orli Matlow is a Canadian comedian and writer living in New York City, the Toronto of the South. Follow her on Twitter @HireMeImFunny.
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March 22, 2024What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You, Act II
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March 23, 2021The Falcon’s GoFundMe Page
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March 22, 2021What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs
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March 29, 2019Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 11, 2019If Conservatives Talked About Other Issues the Way They Talk About Climate Change
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July 13, 2018Editorial Notes From Your Twitter Troll
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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