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Orli Matlow
Orli Matlow is a Canadian comedian and writer living in New York City, the Toronto of the South. Follow her on Twitter @HireMeImFunny.
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March 22, 2024What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You, Act II
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March 23, 2021The Falcon’s GoFundMe Page
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March 22, 2021What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs
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March 29, 2019Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 11, 2019If Conservatives Talked About Other Issues the Way They Talk About Climate Change
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July 13, 2018Editorial Notes From Your Twitter Troll
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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