Toasted rice cereal: knife.
New York steak: spoon.
The majority of soups: fork.
Unhusked coconut: chopsticks.
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McSweeney's 74
The stunning Art Spiegelman-illustrated lunchbox that is McSweeney’s 74 is a finalist for the National Magazine Award in Design! Congratulations to Art and to all involved in bringing this masterpiece to life.
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