1. Grandmother M. Mather
2. Esteban Stout
3. Ronald Cherrycoke
4. Underachieves H. Khwarizmi
5. Patience Eggslap
6. Richard M. Zhlubb
7. Myrtle Tapia
8. Mnemosyne Gloobe
9. Igor Blobadjian
10. Lloyd Nipple
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Pynchon characters: 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10
Spammers: 1, 2, 4, 7