“I could take, like, eight Helots.”

“With sheep?”

“What sort of transvestite marriage ceremony?”

“That’s like having a societal Lolita fetish!”

“So the ferret really ate through him?”

“No, I meant the other page where they talk about pederasty.”

“The other other page.”

“Page 215.”

“Like Representative Mark Foley.”

“Why the fuck didn’t they revolt then?”

“Wait, which petty squabble over land rights?”