Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Unless they’re these totally amazing @WarbyParker frames I’m wearing in my pic! Starting at just $145 and tons of cute style options. (My fave is the Laurel in tortoiseshell!) #ad #glasses #eyewear
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think. That’s why this weekend I unplugged and went hiking with my peeps to get in touch with nature. Check out my yoga pose on top of the mountain! Of course I had my @YETI tumbler to keep me hydrated! Link in bio.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. So obvs I’m OBSESSED with my new yak butter lotion that keeps me looking fresh. GOOD NEWS: Y’all can get a free 2 oz. sample at @YakButterLotion when you use my code UGLYBONE
I hate writing, I love having written. Especially when I write with @Bic pens! I’m proud to be a Bic Ambassador so I can spread the word to my tribe about their line of slammin’ ink products. Scroll up to catch my Instastory and see my Bic in action! #spon
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. Even better is this @Swarovski Crystals scooter they sent me to try out! Rolling with my homies! How is this my life?? #blessed #spon #influencer
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy, which is why my drink of choice at the Algonquin Round Table is always a liter of Tito’s Vodka. Add a splash of tonic and a garnish of acerbic witticisms for a refreshing cocktail that even The Vicious Circle fam will swallow lol. Cheers! (And be sure to cop my custom “WITTY BITCH” tee on Zazzle while they’re still 20% off!!)
What fresh hell is this? Answer: It’s @Pampers new line of diapers with wicking technology that keeps my munchkins feeling good and keeps this mama from not losing her sh*t! Thanks to @Pampers for including me in their new #FreshHell campaign! #wineoclock #diapers #mama #ad