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Age-inappropriate wanderlust

Rampant apartment envy

WWJD patience

Photocopier-induced psychopathy

New car paranoia

Unearned haircut narcissism

Slight rent increase rage

Imposter Imposter Syndrome

Incorrect emoticon shame

Overwhelming commute despair

Other people’s life decisions disgust

Emotional support dog worship

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