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Ham & broken glass omelet

Tacos con tobacco

Hatpin pie

Deep-fried cinderblock

Tequila

Créme de la syringe

Beer-battered strips of rusty, jagged metal

Hot lead sandwich with gravy

Ebola-cola

Old oily rags alfredo

Crackburgers

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