The Pissed-Off Bridesmaid
The 1980s Temp Worker
The Ross Dress for Less Clearance Rack Shopper
The Lactating Scuba Diver
The Cougar Who Doesn’t Give a Shit What You Think, She’s Wearing Elastic Waist Pants to the Club
The Androgynous CPA
The Plural Marriage Compound Wife
The Person Going Through an Unfortunate Cosmic Cowgirl Phase
The Norwegian Cleaning Woman
The Slutty Lumberjack