Honest
Father’s Day
Card Greetings

I don’t know what your favorite sport is, but I hope you enjoy it all day: Happy Father’s Day!

I prefer texting to phone calls: Happy Father’s Day!

You are worth so much more to me than an e-card: Happy Father’s Day!

I think your hair is really, really dated: Happy Father’s Day!

No, I haven’t read that book you gave me five years ago yet: Happy Father’s Day!

Sometimes it’s hard to believe we’re related: Happy Father’s Day!

This card cost $5 so it’s technically your gift: Happy Father’s Day!

I’m sending this card because I don’t want to call you: Happy Father’s Day!

Please don’t make me watch Braveheart with you again: Happy Father’s Day!

This all feels a bit forced: Happy Father’s Day!

See you at Christmas, maybe: Happy Father’s Day!