“Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves”
Eurythmics
“Fight Song”
Rachel Platten
“I Will Survive”
Gloria Gaynor
“I Killed Vince Foster With My Bare Hands and I’m Going to Get Away With It”
GWAR
“Woman’s World”
Cher
“Express Yourself”
Madonna
“I Also Killed Kathleen Willey’s Cat”
Korn
“Run the World (Girls)”
Beyoncé
“I Am Woman”
Helen Reddy
“I Have a Body Double Stand In for Me When I’m Rendered Immobile From the Host of Diseases I Have”
Slayer
“I Also Killed Whitewater Developer James McDougal”
Megadeth
“Making Our Dreams Come True (Theme Song from Laverne & Shirley)”
Cyndi Grecco
“Roar”
Katy Perry
“In Light of the Fact I Am Personally Responsible for 48 Deaths, I Am Basically a Serial Killer!”
Pantera
“Think”
Aretha Franklin
“I Purposely Sabotaged the Benghazi Rescue Mission By Sticking a Wrench in the Helicopter Rotors”
Sepultura
“Just Because I’m a Woman”
Dolly Parton
“If I Were Your Woman”
Gladys Knight & The Pips
“Huma Abedin is My Lover”
The Indigo Girls
“Bill Has At Least Twelve Other Children Besides Chelsea (All From Different Baby Mamas)”
Anthrax
“The Clinton Foundation is a Front For Me to Amass a Personal Fortune”
Suicidal Tendencies
“33,000 Emails? That’s Adorable. I’ve Really Wiped About 88 Million Emails”
Corrosion of Conformity
“I’m Every Woman”
Chaka Kahn