The KKK is always rallying in my grocery store’s dairy aisle, burning rows of tiny crosses made from wooden ice-cream spoons.
It turns out they’re also lactose intolerant.
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The KKK is always rallying in my grocery store’s dairy aisle, burning rows of tiny crosses made from wooden ice-cream spoons.
It turns out they’re also lactose intolerant.