“Bended Knee in Gratitude for Your Generous Donation”
“Let’s Submit the Grant Application of Love”
“Your At-Risk Youth Outreach Program Makes Me Sweat”
“Ooh, Girl, Our Bylaws Don’t Prohibit Your Involvement in My Daily Operations”
“I Wanna Name a Park After U”
“I’ll Make Love to Your Matching Funds”
“Got 2 Chair Your Committee”
“Tonite’s the Nite We Update Our Mailing List”
“U Revised My Mission Statement”