My Own Private Menlo Park

1. CellularTeeth.

2. Flat-screen radial keratotomy with flared eyelid attachment.

3. AirbusCity.

4. E-Lvis.

5. Electric blood (w/ heating, cooling capillary accessories).

6. Popfwheelstm deployable foot-based propulsion.

7. Anti-Roommate Grocery Encryption.

8. InnerSpace Station.

9. ShowerBed.

10. Open-source goddam wife.