My goal in life is to be like a ray of sunshine—so radioactive that I kill idiots who get too close.
Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
My goal in life is to be like a ray of sunshine—so radioactive that I kill idiots who get too close.