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Waiting tables at IHOP

This Friday’s Parents Without Partners Dance

Jesse’s Rodent Removal Service, receptionist

The corner of 4th and MLK Blvd.

Alcoholics Anonymous

Domestic Violence Support Group

Mick O’Shea’s Authentic Irish Bar & Grille, still declining my advances

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