Possible Winning Solutions to the Board Game “Clue” if the Characters were Replaced with Right-Leaning Political Pundits, the Weapons Replaced with Logical Fallacies, and the Rooms Replaced with Either Jung’s “Psychic Containers” or Varieties of Soft Chee

Laura Ingraham with the Hasty Generalization in the Consciousness

Mary Matalin with the Equivocation in the Brie

William Safire with the Non Sequitur in the Personal Subconscious

Ann Coulter with the Ad Hominem in the Mascarpone

Hardball’s Chris Matthews with the Bandwagon in the Havarti

William F. Buckley Jr. with the Slippery Slope in the Collective Subconscious

George Will with the Red Herring in the Gouda