1. “Am I dying or is this my birthday?”
2. “I really can’t complain, although I probably should.”
3. “I am still alive!”
4 “I’m bored with it all.”
5. “Codeine… bourbon.”
6. “Mathematically, I don’t know what will happen, but, I mean, it’s over.”
7. “I’m sure my daughter’s heart is broken. Of course, so is mine.”
8. “I think there’s still a little hope left. The consensus seems that there is life still left.”
9. “Waiting, are they? Well—let ’em wait.”
10. “I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.”
11. “Tomorrow, the whole foot will be purple. My thigh will be purple. My wrist will be purple. Other than that, I’m OK.”
12. “How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?”
13. “I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record.”
14. “I hold no regrets. It’s been everything I thought it would’ve been and then some.”
15. “I am a Queen, but I have not the power to move my arms.”
1. Lady Astor
2. BF
3. Gaius Caligula
4. Winston Churchill
5. Tallulah Bankhead
6. BF
7. BF
8. BF
9. Ethan Allen
10. Errol Flynn
11. BF
12. P. T. Barnum
13. Dylan Thomas
14. BF
15. Louise, Queen of Prussia