Reason for Celebrating Every Major Holiday With the In-laws, According to My Mother-in-Law - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Job Postings

Have a background in journalism? We’re looking for part-time help on an upcoming project. Students are encouraged to apply. Click for details.

Because we’ll be dead soon and then you can celebrate with whoever you want.

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Suggested Reads

March 1, 2001

The Needling And The Damage Not Done

by Michelle Orange
April 27, 2011

My Modern Family

by Alexa Dooseman
April 1, 1999

Two Letters

by Geoff Bowie and Topper Shanks
March 31, 2014

This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire

by Josh Freedman

Trending 🔥

December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

Recently

December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 20, 2024

An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender