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holidays
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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March 29, 2024Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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December 6, 2023A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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December 17, 2021A Review of My Parents’ Holiday Performance of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday