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1. It’s My Life
2. Memento
3. Peppermint Candy
4. Intensity
5. Leading Man
6. Betrayal
7. Getaway
8. Men’s Ego
9. Irreversible
10. Entirely

Films: 2, 3, 6, 9
Colognes: 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10

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