One ill-timed cough
A guy standing five feet away
Seasonal allergies
A gender-reveal party
A nearly-empty toilet paper roll
The P-word
The letter Q
A kindergarten distance learning curriculum
A murder hornet
Joy-Con drift
A bound and annotated printout of J.K. Rowling’s tweets
A mail-in ballot
The USPS budget
A Wayfair shipping invoice for one large cabinet
All of your empty Amazon Prime boxes since March in one pile
Mask pimples
A child walking into the bathroom holding a laptop with an active Zoom meeting open
American policing
Spontaneous bangs
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
Pietro from Animal Crossing