Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”

I’m 30 and have never walked into the wrong house.

I like bikes and guitars.

Two years ago I had a shit.

By the way it was Martin Luther King.

Someone has stolen a tin of beans!

My father decided we should go shopping.

He still robbinged my microwave so it proves no hitting should be committed.

I fully backed the Norfolk farmer Tony whatsisname.

If only we lived in Thailand.