Printing and distributing 300 million copies of the Bill of Rights as currently interpreted by the Bush administration
Building and rebuilding cities in geographically untenable locations
National Gluttony Day
Eliminating outsourcing of secret CIA prisons
Mandating organic farming methods
Manual re-counting of all election results tabulated by Diebold
Legalizing the production, marketing, and distribution of marijuana
Clothing the Abercrombie & Fitch models
Reducing class sizes
A war