Monday
DREAM: I’m on a train that keeps going through tunnels.
MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.
Tuesday
DREAM: I show up for a final exam but realize I haven’t been to class all year.
MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.
Thursday
DREAM: I’m in a plane that’s about to crash.
MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.
Friday
DREAM: I’m giving a big speech and suddenly see that I’m naked.
MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.
Sunday
DREAM: I’m having sex with that blond girl from the gym.
MEANING: I hate my mother.