Beware of God.

You bsest not be on mie lanw.

Step to the left. A little more. A little more! Very good.

If you don’t get off my lawn, I’ll get off on you.

I LIKE SIGNS!!!

Here lies you, very soon.

Keep off loose soil.

The Perot Family.

Beware of demon children.

Mr. Vanilla Ice no longer lives here.

I squirt on your shoes from my special place.

You better keep off this goddamned lawn or I am going to find out where you live and do something that will cause you some hurt and pain, hurt and pain for which I will, years later, in the big courtroom, display no remorse whatsoever. Thank You!

Beware of Palindromes. Semor dnilapf Oer Aweb!

This sign made of 100% Solid Mahogany, baby.

I’m pleasuring you from the inside.

I can see real good, too.