Crisp kale leaves falling into place in a compostable cardboard container at the Whole Food’s salad bar
Cleanly cut cauliflower cross-sections sizzling in coconut oil in a well-seasoned Le Creuset pan
Organic gingerberry kombucha effervescing over pellet ice in a commemorative Ragnar race pint glass
A bladeless Dyson fan ruffling the crisp pages of an almost-finished dissertation
Rolling and unrolling a $75 Lululemon yoga mat which has finally lost that baby seal smell
Continuous text alerts from an iPhone 6 set to vibrate and resting on a hard surface
Loritab capsules gently knocking about in a prescription bottle at the bottom of a Birkin bag
A massage therapist’s ballpeen hammer thoroughly thumping the lumbar vertebrae
Perfectly tanned skin on a perfectly Crossfit thigh coming unstuck from a Herman Miller chair
Successive snaps being hastily undone on Franco’s heather gray and mocha-toned faux-vintage cowboy shirt
Quarter-sized bubble wrap popping to the tune of that Beyonce song about cunnilingus