The Heart Wears a T-Shirt in the Pool
The Heart Needs to Ask the Receptionist for a Tampon
The Heart Has Gas Pains
The Heart Plays Clarinet
The Heart Lies About Its Height on OkCupid
The Heart Always Has Pit Stains
The Heart’s Upper Lip Gets Stuck to Its Dry Teeth When it Smiles
The Heart’s Leggings Have a Hole in the Crotch
The Heart Only Pretends to Read the New Yorker Fiction
The Heart’s Yogurt Exploded in Its Purse
The Heart Had an Allergic Reaction to Nair
The Heart Poses With Its Tongue Out When It’s Drunk
The Heart is Worried That the Dry Shampoo Isn’t Fooling Anyone
The Heart’s Glasses are Always Crooked
The Heart Gets Red Wine Teeth
The Heart Can’t Tell if it Has Bad Reception or People Just Aren’t Texting it Back
The Heart Struggles to Maintain Critical Distance
The Heart Grinds Its Teeth at Night
The Heart Tucked Its Skirt Into Its Tights
The Heart Got Scolded By Its Manicurist
The Heart Can’t Get Anyone to Join Its Carson McCullers Book Club