Opens a window.
Opens a window and then really oversells how nice it is.
Opens a smaller, less obvious door.
Says “Did you want that open?”
Turns all the windows into window-sized doors.
Reopens the door and just closes the screen.
Moves the door to the south wall and mentions a Feng Shui class he’s taking.
Remarks how a door’s peephole is kind of like a tiny window.
Opens up about his dad, even though it’s clearly not the right time.
Says, “Whoops! I meant to leave before I closed that.” Pretends like it was a joke, then awkwardly hangs around for five minutes before leaving.