Disturbing visions of Kenny Rogers
Ex-MIT-student “tour guide”
Trespass citation from Mandalay Bay
Public-urination ticket (issued at Mandalay Bay “Fountain Show”)
Lone poker chip (for groceries)
2-for-1 NYFD T-shirts
Impaired hearing (via Celine Dion’s second set)
Sores on genitalia
Ohio-shaped stain on back seat of car
Regretful dreams
Dead showgirl in trunk
Moral compass, slightly recalibrated
That creeping feeling of being taken advantage of