“I’ll fit into this once I lose my winter weight.”
“I just won’t sit.”
“I just won’t stand.”
“I just won’t raise my arms.”
“I’ll fit into this once I lose my fall weight.”
“If I just roll it up at the ankle the length will look intentional.”
“This will be good incentive to stand up straighter.”
“I had a big lunch.”
“I’ll fit into this once I lose my spring weight.”
“I could be this person.”
“If I change my mind I can always return it.”
“I’m stuck!”
“Shit.”
“There’s someone in here.”
“THERE’S SOMEONE IN HERE.”
“I’ll fit into this once I lose my summer weight.”
“YES I KNOW I’M TALKING OUT LOUD.”