“I’ll fit into this once I lose my winter weight.”

“I just won’t sit.”

“I just won’t stand.”

“I just won’t raise my arms.”

“I’ll fit into this once I lose my fall weight.”

“If I just roll it up at the ankle the length will look intentional.”

“This will be good incentive to stand up straighter.”

“I had a big lunch.”

“I’ll fit into this once I lose my spring weight.”

“I could be this person.”

“If I change my mind I can always return it.”

“I’m stuck!”

“Shit.”

“There’s someone in here.”

“THERE’S SOMEONE IN HERE.”

“I’ll fit into this once I lose my summer weight.”

“YES I KNOW I’M TALKING OUT LOUD.”