McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
clothes
-
December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
-
June 2, 2023How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans
-
February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
-
November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
-
June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
-
February 7, 2020Who Are You Wearing?!?!?
-
August 18, 20177 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel
-
March 1, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
-
July 8, 2016Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
-
May 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: My Closet Drama
Trending 🔥
-
March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
-
March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
-
March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
-
March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
Recently
-
March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
-
March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
-
March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
-
March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead