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Things That May Be Tossed

used tissue
old shoe
ship at sea
Frisbee
her head, demurely
salad
“the rock”

Things That May Be Hurled

discus
javelin
lunch
insults
calumny
invectives
oneself

Things That May Be Thrown

dirty look
bone
stone
curve ball
1919 World Series
hissy fit

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