Finalists for Jesus Christ’s middle name:
1. Henry
2. Herbert
3. Herman*
4. Howard
5. Hans
*denotes tie
Ramen Flavor or Good Christian Name?
Anthony
Charles
Oriental Noodle
Frederick
Pork
Sesame Chicken
Reginald
Andrew
Beef
Christopher
Teriyaki
Shrimp
Small Prices to Pay for Some Peace of Mind
1. $12.75
2. $8.99 + tax
3. $22.49 + shipping
4. $.63 (offer void where prohibited)
5. $3.07 while supplies last