Socrates

“Let me ask you a question: how would you feel?”

Buddha

“Really, it’s nothing.”

Adam

“Eve doesn’t seem to be super picky. Good times!”

Charles Darwin

“Intelligent design, my ass.”

Bobby Fischer

“Just for the record: that’s a bishop, not a pawn.”

Frank Sinatra

“When I was 17, it was a very odd year.”

Ronald Reagan

“Well, that’s where I got the ‘trickle down’ economics idea.”

John Lennon

“Give the piece a chance.”

Keanu Reeves

“Dude.”