Standard: WWJD?
What would Jesus do?

Simple past: WTFDJD?
What the fuck did Jesus do?

Past progressive: WTFWJD?
What the fuck was Jesus doing?

Past perfect: WTFHJD?
What the fuck had Jesus done?

Past perfect progressive: WTFHJBD?
What the fuck had Jesus been doing?

Simple present: JDISFO
Jesus does it, so fuck off.

Present progressive: WTFIJD?
What the fuck is Jesus doing?

Present perfect: WTFHJD?
What the fuck has Jesus done?

Present perfect progressive: WTFHJBD?
What the fuck has Jesus been doing?

Simple future: WTFWJD?
What the fuck will Jesus do?

Future progressive: WTFWJBD?
What the fuck will Jesus be doing?

Future perfect: JWHFDI
Jesus will have fucking done it.

Future perfect progressive: JWHBFDI
Jesus will have been fucking doing it.

Simple conditional: JWDISFO
Jesus would do it, so fuck off.

Conditional progressive: JWBDISFO
Jesus would be doing it, so fuck off.

Conditional perfect: JWHDISFO
Jesus would have done it, so fuck off.

Conditional perfect progressive: JWHBFDI
Jesus would have been fucking doing it.

Past: WTFWJHD?
What the fuck would Jesus have done?

Past: WTFCJHD?
What the fuck could Jesus have done?

Imperative: FIJ!
Fuck it, Jesus!

Exclamatory: JWTF?
Jesus, what the fuck?

Atheistic: WTFHJGTDWI?
What the fuck has Jesus got to do with it?