April Abjectedness
May Maliciousness
June Jejuneness
July Jealousness
August Abominableness
September Superciliousness
October Oafishness
November Narrow-mindedness
December Damnfoolishness
January Joblessness
February Fatuousness
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April Abjectedness
May Maliciousness
June Jejuneness
July Jealousness
August Abominableness
September Superciliousness
October Oafishness
November Narrow-mindedness
December Damnfoolishness
January Joblessness
February Fatuousness